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16 November 2008 @ 09:35 pm
Title: The Heist
Characters: Steven Gerrard / Xabi Alonso, Daniel Agger / Steve Finnan, Fernando Torres, Pepe Reina, Álvaro Arbeloa, Javier Mascherano, Jamie Carragher, Rafa Benítez.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: You'd have to be smoking an intense amount of crack to think that this is real.
Summary: The Liverpool boys must resort to all kinds of extremes in order to keep their innate slashiness a secret from their shrewd and calculating boss. Sometimes, this involves flawed master plans, failed diversions, and badly executed explosives in one disaster of a heist. Sometimes.
Notes: It's not AU, despite what the above may suggest. They're still the same footballers - just slightly more cracktastic. I started writing this when Finns was still at the club, so let's just pretend he is still a Liverpudlian, yes? Oh, and the same goes for Andriy Voronin, who's mentioned ever so fleetingly.
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